Safety Tips For Solo Female Travelers

When I was working at company John Doe, I was in charged of monitoring the voice messages from the tip line. These voicemails ranged from compliments to tips to threats. Whenever there was a threat, the protocol was to transcribe the message and pass it along to a group of executives. I took this responsibility very seriously and …

12 Ways for Women to Negotiate a Higher Salary (Satire)

Women make 79 cents for every one dollar men make (as of 2015). It will be 2059 when women reach pay parity. At the rate this is going, I will most likely be dead by then. Therefore, after consulting with one person (myself), I have come up with 12 great ways for women to negotiate a …

How to Lose a Girl in 10 Days

 Pay for all her meals then Venmo charge her. Instead of being late to your date with her, don’t even show up. Make her a candlelight dinner. Yes. Using only candles. Whenever she gets into an argument in public, always take the other person’s side. Call her every morning, during her lunch break, after she gets home …