1.  Pay for all her meals then Venmo charge her.
  2. Instead of being late to your date with her, don’t even show up.
  3. Make her a candlelight dinner. Yes. Using only candles.
  4. Whenever she gets into an argument in public, always take the other person’s side.
  5. Call her every morning, during her lunch break, after she gets home and before she goes to bed. Then hang up.
  6. While dating her, have sex with her friend, or sister, or mom, or all of the above. Tell her this and provide evidence.
  7. When she has a bad day, ask her what happened. After she starts talking, leave the room.
  8. Tattoo your ex-girlfriend’s name on your arm and only wear sleeveless shirts.
  9. Tell her you just want to be friends.
  10. Then have sex with her friend, or sister, or mom, or all of the above.

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