Monologue Jokes – Week of 12/2/12

New York City spent just under $1 million on reserved hotel rooms in Midtown Manhattan for Sandy victims but they have been vacant for weeks. When asked why, New Yorkers explained they wanted to avoid tourist locations.

Last week, the Onion named Kim Jong Uh 2012’s “Sexist Man Alive.” The People’s Daily, the Communist Party of China’s newspaper, published a story congratulating him. When asked for comment, the Onion replied, “dude, it was a joke.”

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