Boyfriend is driving girlfriend in his car. They are on their way to the New Year’s Eve party.
GF: Baby, would you mind turning up the heat?
BF: Baby, it’s already at 100.2 degrees. One more .1 degree then we’ll match the radio station we’re listening to right now
GF: Baby, I’m freezing
BF: That’s ‘cause you’re barely wearing anything in that skimpy dress of yours and look at your coat! It’s like thin as silk!
GF: (lips starts turning orange) I’m fine
Couple arrives at the New Year’s Eve party
The pre-fixed dinner, consisting of steak, potatoe & zucchini, clam chowder soup, shrimp cocktail, and linguine pasta, is served.
BF is inhaling the food already.
5 minutes later.
BF: (looks up from his plate) Honey, how is the water?
GF: It’s fabulous.
BF: Is that all you’re having tonight?
BF: Don’t complain about how hungry you are later.
GF: (silence). Gets up from her seat but then sits back down again.
BF is eating a piece chocolate mousse cheesecake with fresh strawberries.
GF: (whispers) Baby, I don’t think I can walk.
BF: Oh my lord, I told you not to wear those 4” heels!
GF: (Makes sad face) Carry me to the bathroom…please?
BF: I hate my life