Conversation at a Nightclub

Unisex friends arrive at a nightclub in New York.
Female friend #1: what u guys wanna drink?
Friends: let’s get a round of shots
Female friend #1: a round of what?
One of the friends: shots!
Female friend #1: what?
One of the friends: SHOTS!
Female friend #1: DID YOU SAY SHOTS?!
One of the friends: YEA!! YEA!!
Female friend #1: WHAT KIND?
One of the friends: TEQUILA
Female friend #1: WHAT?!!!
One of the friends: TEQUILAA!!!!
Female friend #1: YOU GUYS WANT TEQUILA?!!!
One of the friends: YEAH!

Ten minutes later.
Female friend #2 says to Male friend #2: That girl in the big glasses is HOT!!!
Male friend #2: Where?!
Female friend #2: Over there! (Points to a girl dancing with 10 other girls)
Male friend #2: I don’t see a hot girl with pink glasses
Female friend #2: she’s right over there, the one with the big glasses
Male friend #2: I don’t see one with pink glasses
Female friend #2 (shouts) : She’s like literally RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE!
Male friend #2 (shouts back): I ONLY SEE THAT GIRL WITH THE BIG GLASSES
Female friend #2: YEAH THAT’S HER
Male friend #2 (shouts) : SHE DOESN’T HAVE PINK GLASSES!
Female friend #2 (shouts) : I SAID BIG GLASSES! BIG!
Male friend #2 (shouts louder): PINK?????!!!

An hour later
Female friend #3: I wanna pee
Female friend #4: You wanna go eat?
Female friend #3: Yea. I don’t think I can hold it in anymore
Female friend #4: You JUST ate, and you’re hungry again?
Female friend #3: When did I say I was hungry?
Female friend #4: You just said you wanna go eat
Female friend #3: I said I wanna go PEEE! PEEE! Like take a PISS!
Female friend #4: Oh

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